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Discworld Noir

Windows - 1999

4.65 / 5 - 37 votes

Description of Discworld Noir Windows

Discworld Noir is the third and last PC game based on Terry Pratchett's popular fantasy universe. It is also my most favorite, even though Rincewind (the hero from the other two games) is nowhere to be found, and light-hearted humor has been replaced by forboding atmosphere and shady characters.

The one thing that Discworld Noir has in common with its predecessors, though, is the sharp British wit... and droning dialogues that seem to take forever. Discworld Noir is set in the most depraved city in the Discworld, Ankh-Morpork, where the sun never shines (because it is always night). You play Lewton, a downtrodden P.I. who was once a member of the Watch (i.e. Discworld police) until he was fired for accepting a bribe. The beautiful and mysterious Carlotta just hired you to find Mundy, her ex-lover. As you start looking into Mundy's disappearance more missing persons cases present themselves to you. Missing persons start turning up dead with yours truly as the prime suspect. Throw in a missing artifact, some shady underworld characters, and the ex-girlfriend who broke you heart, and you have all the elements of classic Raymond Chandler noir novels.

In a refreshing break from the recent trend of 3D adventures, Discworld Noir is a traditional third-person adventure with a few novel twists. In addition to the standard point-and-click interface, you have a notebook that contains a list of suspects and clues. You can use the clues and suspects' names just like any other inventory item: by clicking on its name, then clicking on something else in the environment that you think relates to it. If the two things are related, you will gain new insights that often lead to new clue(s) appearing in the notebook. This way of simulating the deductive process is highly effective, and fool-proof-- since there are dozens of names and locations, it is nearly impossible to deduce new leads by simple trial-and-error.

There are also many other pleasant surprises that keep gameplay fresh and fun, such as a special ability that you also use via the inventory screen, and many unexpected plot twists. Since you are a P.I., it only makes sense that you will spend a lot of time talking to suspects. Unfortunately, this is one of the game's few weaknesses. While most of the conversation is witty, they are also excessively long-- not unlike the previous two Discworld games. The same criticism also applies to most of the cut-scenes, which end up being mere showcases of the game's 3D effects rather than integral to the plot. The voice acting is also overdone, although it is somewhat appropriate for the game's tongue-in-cheek noir style.

Despite all my nitpickings about the weak use of multimedia, though, Discworld Noir is an excellent adventure that's well worth the money. Its interesting plot and characters, great interface, and challenging puzzles really brings Lewton's world to life, and make the game's weaknesses seem trivial. Similar to Adventuresoft's Feeble Files, all 3 CDs of the game are packed with a lot of solid gameplay and great plot development. Although this underdog was never released in the US, it is still widely available from stores in Europe-based on-line stores at bargain prices. A must-have!

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loma 2018-08-13 1 point

@boubof:
I wanted to remove ALT+ENTER, or fix the windowed screen issue.
My original purpose was to make the game run in every resolution.

Please consider the followings:
- The game using 640x480 on directx side
+ This is really hardcoded in the game so I did not touched this
- What I did is to stretch the window basically
(cause of low frame rate on virtual side)
+ from 640x480 to YourScreenResWidth x YourScreenResHeight

If you use virtual machine please use the original exe, this fix is really made for
Windows fullscreen (any dimension)
(+ in the case of this fix, please do not use the Windowed mode )

boubof 2018-08-05 1 point

I got the game to play but now it's virtually unplayable due to unbelievably slow frame rate. Any idea about what might be causing it and how to fix it? Also the game crashes whenever i attempt to switch to windowed mode by pressing alt+enter

FPMIP 2018-07-24 0 point

thanks to (ó mighty, ó mighty) Loma :) see workaround for Windows 10!
https://youtu.be/MSVwOPvfk6E

loma 2018-06-01 3 points

Hi All,

Ive done the fix for discworld noir which now should run on WinXP, Win7,..Win10
Without any compatibility stuff.
Feel free to use it. :)

Thanks for your reviews / comments.
(make backup of it in case the storage get crached...etc)

Uploaded here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/xwdimszr23ocer2/DiscWorldNoir_Fix.zip?dl=0

NB : fix mirrored here

COLDBLOODEDLEEROY 2018-01-11 0 point

Hey me again, Windows 10 didn't work for me, but running it on XP in VMWare Player did the job. Good luck!

SplitHead 2017-12-25 1 point

So I went through the whole thing that AGJERDE suggested (with WMWare Player and stuff) and I got the same "Assert Message: Requested video mode is not supported" error that ColdBloodedLeeroy also reported.

Fortunately, I was able to get the game running straight from the Windows 10. Here's what I did:

I installed the game (Full Installation) and copied both the "fixed exe file" and NoCD patch in the game dir.

Next, I deleted the "tin3_dxd.exe" from the game folder and ran the NoCD patch and patched the "fixed exe file" (Discworld Noir - Fix.exe).

Finally, I started the game with the freshly patched file.

And damn, it's still an awesome game :)

PS: The game still crashes after the intro movie if you click that "New Game" main menu button, so hit Alt+Enter for windowed mode until you get to the actual gameplay. After that just slap that Alt+Enter again and enjoy.

ColdBloodedLeeroy 2017-12-22 -1 point

I took AGJERDE's recommendation of running Windows 98 on VMWare Player. The game installed successfully, but I get the following message when I try to run it:

Discworld Noir
"Assert Message: Requested video mode is not supported"

I'm trying these settings:
Display: Default Monitor on VMWare SVGA II
Colors: 256 Colors
Resolution: 640 x 480

Any help would be greatly appreciated, I played this game as a kid but I was to dumb to complete it!

agjerde 2017-09-18 2 points

UPDATE: I now recommend using VMWare Player instead of VirtualBox. I ran into a lot of problems with stuttering audio and choppy video on VB, and after trying absolutely everything, I switched to VMWare. It handles Win98 much better than VB.

FreebirthOne 2017-09-17 0 point

Damn, I completely forgot about this! But it's nice that I could help some people plaing it.

agjerde 2017-08-31 0 point

Got this working on my Windows 10 laptop: get VirtualBox, install Windows 98 in it and update the display adapter driver (tutorials/files online) so you can get more than 16 colors. Install Discworld Noir in Win98, replace the tin_dxd.exe file with the fixed .exe from the download, and run the NoCD patch in the same folder. Lower the resolution on your computer (my lowest was 800x600) and use the same in your virtual Win98 machine. You can enter full screen mode in VirtualBox, usually with Right Ctrl+F. Start the game, press F1 on the menu to load a game, or click New Game. If new game: press Alt+Enter for windowed mode so it doesn't crash after the intro scene. Enjoy. I know I am.

guadalcanal 2017-01-01 -1 point

For details on how to get the game running check this out http://blog.ihobo.com/2015/02/how-to-run-discworld-noir.html

Sephirot 2016-10-03 -3 points

I can't install it. It asks me to insert CD2 but I open the CD" file but there's nothing I can do with those files. Can someone help out?

nero Wayne 2016-07-08 1 point

You're supposed to extract the iso file with a program like magic iso to a folder in your pc then run the game installer.

I really wanted to play this 2016-07-07 -1 point

It will not download no matter what the hours keep going up but it won't download and another game from this site is downloading just fine. This link is broken.

DrWrong 2016-04-27 -2 points

I can't seem to get this game to work. Running windows 10, and the patch won't work or the NO CD fix. I tried burning a copy of the first .ISO and putting it into the disc drive in the hopes it would run. It did not.

Anyone have any advice on how to properly crack this game?

RotcivariouS 2016-02-06 0 point

Is it possible to play it on windows 10 platform?

0gre 2015-12-11 2 points

@ALEX

Can't you tell Win10 to run the executable to run in Windows 98 mode using the compatibility tab?

TheDarkAce 2015-11-13 -5 points

Use ScummVM to run this i believe

alex 2015-09-27 -4 points

How do you get it to run on windows 10? it was made for win98...

renato 2015-09-12 -1 point

hola

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