Granny's Place
DOS - 1983
Description of Granny's Place
Another lackluster text adventure from Temple Software, Granny's Place, despite the innocuous name, is a cough adult game with an almost nonexistent plot, ridiculous puzzles, and more stereotypical comments and "cheap" jokes than you can expect to find in a single game.
The goal of the game is simple: gain access into Granny's Place, an --umm-- entertainment venue the game describes, quite frankly, as "a pleasant little house where a man with time on his hands and a pair of tight balls can go to loosen up." Puzzles involve dealing with the bouncer who guard the doors to gain access to see Granny's women, and then, well, you know.
Aside from the fact that Granny's Place ranks among the first adult IF ever written, I don't know why anyone would want to play this game. It has horrible parser, poor writing, and cardboard-cutout characters that are about as interesting to talk to as pebbles on a beach. And to make matters worse, the adult scene the game keeps promising you is basically nonexistent.
As tasteless as IF goes.. play something else if you can help it.
Review By HOTUD
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Comments and reviews
zorkman 2015-07-06 1 point DOS version
Unlike the reviewer above I have found Temple Software's adventures to be good of their type, considering when they were made. Unusual adult adventure for this time in the Softporn Adventure mode, though not as good. Like all the companies games spoiled with the treasure type quest, with the sexual element surprisingly quite tame. Gave up having to overcome tedious mazes littered about early on. How we used to love these? One for the history books
Hulsie 2015-05-02 6 points DOS version
The word "granny" should never appear in the title of any type of pornography.
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