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Granny's Place

DOS - 1983

Year 1983
Platform DOS
Released in United States
Genre Adventure
Theme Adult, Interactive Fiction
Publisher Temple Software, Inc.
Developer Temple Software, Inc.
Dosbox support Supported on 0.61
3.75 / 5 - 4 votes

Description of Granny's Place

Another lackluster text adventure from Temple Software, Granny's Place, despite the innocuous name, is a cough adult game with an almost nonexistent plot, ridiculous puzzles, and more stereotypical comments and "cheap" jokes than you can expect to find in a single game.

The goal of the game is simple: gain access into Granny's Place, an --umm-- entertainment venue the game describes, quite frankly, as "a pleasant little house where a man with time on his hands and a pair of tight balls can go to loosen up." Puzzles involve dealing with the bouncer who guard the doors to gain access to see Granny's women, and then, well, you know.

Aside from the fact that Granny's Place ranks among the first adult IF ever written, I don't know why anyone would want to play this game. It has horrible parser, poor writing, and cardboard-cutout characters that are about as interesting to talk to as pebbles on a beach. And to make matters worse, the adult scene the game keeps promising you is basically nonexistent.

As tasteless as IF goes.. play something else if you can help it.

Review By HOTUD

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Joe Biden 2021-09-17 -1 point

I hate the smell of Granny's underwear.

zorkman 2015-07-06 1 point DOS version

Unlike the reviewer above I have found Temple Software's adventures to be good of their type, considering when they were made. Unusual adult adventure for this time in the Softporn Adventure mode, though not as good. Like all the companies games spoiled with the treasure type quest, with the sexual element surprisingly quite tame. Gave up having to overcome tedious mazes littered about early on. How we used to love these? One for the history books

Hulsie 2015-05-02 5 points DOS version

The word "granny" should never appear in the title of any type of pornography.

Dan 2012-05-10 1 point DOS version

The name alone convinced me to play this...

ro 2012-04-28 0 point DOS version

very hard to play just when you think you have the layout of the story u get lost. wish there was a guide books with a list of actions/directions

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